me at the fucking grocery store lmfao
mosquito: *about to bite me*
me: umm i have a bf
🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl
me:
mosquito: yikes
Why you’re single
Aries: your friends ruin it for you tbh
Taurus: you wait 3 days to reply
Gemini: you did something fucked up once and no one has forgotten it
Cancer: why do you still think it’s cute to act like you’re dumb?
Leo: prolly cos you’re married to yourself already
Virgo: dont ever leave the house
Libra: your music taste
Scorpio: truthfully you just a liar
Sagittarius: too many people know you
Capricorn: you curb everyone
Aquarius: you always try toooooo hard to be different it’s annoying
Pisces: you just give off weird vibes
we’re not talking about this
or THIS
we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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